limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

tumblrina

Tumblr addicted female who is defined by her sensitivities and adherence to popular tumblr feminist opinions and/or trends resulting in undue drama and walls of text.

Tumblrina: "You say that as if us 'fat chicks' don't have any reason to be mad. You say that as if misogynistic slurs and ideas aren't hurled at us. You say that as if we don't receive harassment just because of our body types and gender.. continued"
Spectator: "I didn't know tumblrinas used Facebook too!"

by crush326 January 29, 2014

Thumbling

Engrossed in your phone or device while being oblivious to the world

It's the worst when you're walking down a crowded sidewalk and you get stuck behind someone walking slowly because they're thumbling.

by Munirih19 September 15, 2014

Tumbling the turtle

To take part in a sexual activity.

1. Can you come out tonight?

Tumbling the turtle, sorry..

2. What'd you get up to earlier with that girl?

We were tumbling the turtle.

by The-Master-of-Disaster October 20, 2012

emo tumblrina

This is a certain type of emo, "that don't want to admit that they are emo because they are actually really into art, and they are like so like past what emo is. Also, some how we just don't get, just don't get it. We don't understand art"

That looked like a tumblr art display, that was very tumblr-esque. That was a certain breed of emo I like to call the emo tumblrina, that was definitely an emo tumblrina.

by EmOPhAn November 19, 2016

tumbling sixpack

When the abdominal area gets fat and soft and starts rolling and weeping down over the waistline of pants

That lady should not be wearing a two piece bikini with that tumbling sixpack shes got.

I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!

by Lunicus December 19, 2006

timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011