Tui

Having a big fat bum,

Wow that's a big tui you got there

by Ronald Mcdonald 3rd November 21, 2019

TUI

Texting Under the Influence
1. the text messaging equivalent of drunk dialing
2. the act of typing text messages while operating a motor vehicle

He deserved two TUIs yesterday: one before drinking a sip of alcohol commuting to the Braves game, and another 20 beers deep by night's end ...

by Soulja Man April 20, 2008

tui

the balls the package, that whole area

that man is the tui
tui is way bigger than ike

by jakob tres January 24, 2008

Tui

Tui is a gorgeous individual, inside and out. She's kind and reserved, with a mild obsession for nature. Although she may struggle with intimacy, if she ever finds a handsome latino called José, she should feel blessed and open up, she should hold him tight, and kiss him, and do whatever he pleases (even if its your birthday ;))

Tui es tan hermosa

by Cool Mystery Man October 1, 2021

Tui

Pothwari word for Vagina or Pussy. Pothwari is the language mainly spoken in Mirpur or RawalPindi area (Pothwar) in Pakistan.

Twadi Tui wich mada Lun.
(My dick is in your pussy.)

by TuiChod March 15, 2009

TUI

Texting under the influence (of alcohol) - used to describe incomprehensible text messages sent while the sender has consumed alcohol.

Hey, just got your text. What does BoweielkLjfl; mean?
Oh, sorry, I was TUI.

by qwertykk March 9, 2011

Tui

A guy that is very cool...cooler than you

Tui is cooler than you

by CoolGuy18923 October 17, 2019