TUI

Thinking Under the Influence.

Dude I think I love her" "Nah you're just drunk, your TUI.

by KGetzy July 26, 2010

Tuy

A sweet girl that can knock you out by her looks or her ability to drink you under the table.

I remember Tuy, I got knocked out!

by Knockout Victim February 04, 2010

TUI

Tweeting under the influence. Not to be confused with the more serious DUI.

Let me stop committing a TUI.

by MrsKatLachiver January 09, 2014

tui

a japanese hooker

i think your mom used to be a tui. thats rad. can i get a discount?

by Big Fat J February 01, 2003

TUI

Texting Under the Influence
1. the text messaging equivalent of drunk dialing
2. the act of typing text messages while operating a motor vehicle

He deserved two TUIs yesterday: one before drinking a sip of alcohol commuting to the Braves game, and another 20 beers deep by night's end ...

by Soulja Man April 20, 2008

tui

the balls the package, that whole area

that man is the tui
tui is way bigger than ike

by jakob tres January 24, 2008

TUI

Texting under the influence (of alcohol) - used to describe incomprehensible text messages sent while the sender has consumed alcohol.

Hey, just got your text. What does BoweielkLjfl; mean?
Oh, sorry, I was TUI.

by qwertykk February 23, 2011