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Tufts Mock Trial

The most successful team at Tufts University. The coolest group of kids at Tufts University. Represent Tufts University better than every other member of the Tufts Community.
I wish I was smart enough or cool enough to be on the Tufts Mock Trial team... alas, I'm not, I guess I'll go do mock at harvard or something...
by TU '06 March 1, 2009
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rubbin' tufts

The act of sexual intercourse, named after the (sometimes) hairy pubic areas involved in said activity.
Joe: Holy shit, Brad... last night was amazing!

Brad: You get lucky with Sarah?

Joe: Fuck yeah, dude... we were rubbin' tufts all night long!

(Brad and Joe high-five.)
by Indiana Joe August 4, 2007
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tufts

Smart but lazy people. Tufts people are very bright but did not feel the need to outwork their high school peers in an extraordinary way, which is reflected in them going to Tufts, instead to school were people are smart and not lazy, such as Princeton, LSE, Oxford and the likes.
John is smart and ambitious, he went to Princeton to become an amazing computer engineer. John is always the first at work every day and leaves last.
Bill is smart but lazy. He didnt work enough in High school to get into Princeton but somehow managed to get into Tufts.
One day, after college he wakes up and comes up with a great idea that involves a website. He hires John to help him. Bill retires at 35 and plays golf with his billionaire peers, John keeps figuring why he did not have the same idea.
by Smartaz November 2, 2005
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neck tufts

The tiny tufts of fuzzy hair that grows on the back of John's neck in two spots.
The neck tufts on John's neck are adorable, but he's still an asshole, a really big one.
by Kreepy_Krystal September 20, 2005
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tufts standard

the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.
Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?

I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!
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tutus

{tū-tūs}
Frilly armpit, insult
A: Hey Jimmy, heard u lost that game today
J: Yeah whatever u obnoxious tutus
by RandomPerson3 January 8, 2017
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tufts

School that rejects top applicants because it realizes top applicants are unlikely to enroll. This is also known as "Tufts Syndrome."
I got rejected at Tufts, but I don't care because I am going to Harvard.

Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.
by tuftsadcom May 15, 2006
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