Trustafarian

A group of rich assholes living in the Bywater Neighborhood of New Orleans, trying to assimilate to the rich culture of African-American musicians native to this area or pretending to work for a non-profit. Most do not wake up before 10:00 a.m. and can be observed floating between yoga studios, Whole Foods, The Green Project, The Spellcaster Lodge, and rehabilitation centers in Florida. They sniff cocaine off of any flat surface, including toilets (just to get street creds), and are often associated with the hipsters . While everyone else would be as cool as them if they didn't have to work for their money, the trustafarian masterfully acts as if they are poor, but can afford to travel to South Asia on a moment's notice. There is also a constant triangular migration pattern of trustafarians between New York, New Orleans and San Francisco known as the "Inner Circle," not to be confused with the popular Jamaican reggae band, especially if they are modeling dreadlocks; as they paid at least $200-$500 for a dread perm.

The trustafarian glanced to the left, stretched and meditated, then second-lined down the street with a jazz funeral of an artist that he/she had never listened to before, hoping to be photographed.

by FreeRadicalsRule August 5, 2008

trustafarian

"trust" as in "Daddy sends me money--why work?"

Natty dread-locked white people who tend to drive Toyota Landcruisers, shop at cooperitve supermarkets, and smell of pachouli--common in northern California.

by earl chudwaggle September 25, 2002

Trustafarian

A poser Rasta, usually completely unfamiliar with the teachings of Jah Rastafari, perhaps with a large trust fund, or some other invisible means of financial support.

"Did you see the Lively Up Yourself bumper sticker on that brand new Porsche Boxter?"

"Yeah, that guy is a total Trustafarian."

by lurker1 November 27, 2006

Trustifarian

A hipster. White- culturally if not ethnically child of the rich who likes to trendily pretend they are poor while they up prices in neighborhoods so much all the locals must leave. The worst of these sorry excuses for human beings live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Ick! Oh- also known for having an uncanny lack of dancing ability.

Let's leave this bar, there are too many trustifarians in this spot.

by Tompkins Square October 3, 2008

trustafarian

People who live off a trust fund and regularily smoke all of your pot

That be a trustifarian

by informed_student July 10, 2003

trustafarian

rich coed who doesn't work, just smokes lots of weed and drinks upper level beer.

and lives on a trustfund.

aspiring to be a hippy without doing any of hippy-type stuff, except drugs.

trustafarians drive beemers

by ssorcnor December 10, 2003

Trustafarian beearch

Female beneficiary who doesn't work for a living but thrives on the largesse of others - usually the state, family, or other donors. Normally attempts to justify their soul sucking existence by claiming they have a right to their lifestyle because of some sort of self diagnosed malady or childhood 'trauma'. Often middle class and white with a proclivity for green and/or liberal politics. Inability to actually experience empathy or understand irony. Very often categorises themselves as a 'creative'.

"Look out mate, that Trustafarian beearch is on the lookout for some sucker to fund her indolent life of scrounging and gluttony. Do you know she has her own house and two cars? I'm serious. You'd think she worked on frickin Wall Street, the way she lives. It's unbelievable."

by Jimmy Novak February 24, 2010