butt trophy

Works of art that are pushed out of your ass when you’re on the throne.

My butt trophy looked better than the bitch you woke up with this morning.

by PIP3lUvRr August 26, 2023

Trophy Loaf

When the act of pinching a loaf results in the loaf protruding well above the water level.

"After that Chinese food, I pinched a Trophy Loaf and now I'm hungry again."

by presspress August 29, 2011

Par-Trump-cipation Trophy

When you finish second but are given first prize anyway. Inspired by Donald Trump receiving 2.1% fewer votes than Hillary Clinton but being given the presidency as a participation trophy.

Christopher Columbus is often accredited as the first European to step foot in the Americas. However, this is just a Par-Trump-cipation Trophy as the Viking, Leif Erikson, established a settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland some 500 years before Columbus left Europe

by America is the bad place October 17, 2021

ass trophy

(noun) One who displays moronic, rude, or asinine behavior, often for an extended period of time.

Sarah: On my way here I was almost killed by some guy that cut me off!
Nick: What an ass trophy!

Did you hear John forgot his kid at the gas station? That guy's the Stanley Cup of ass trophies.

by QueenSarBear November 15, 2011

down the trumphole

A slang description of what seems like America’s mass hallucinogenic trip.

I have journeyed down the trumphole and I want to come out!

by Dr Bunnygirl February 21, 2019

TrumpHead

When you wake up and your hair resembles that of Donald Trump.

"Dude, you got a real nice case of TrumpHead going on this morning!"

by çory oakes September 13, 2016

Trumphumper

An individual who knowingly voted for trump and continues to believe his antics; a Trump fanatic who is caught dropping the United States flag. Possibly a twitter addict that puppydogs fake news.

"You wont believe the TRUMPHUMPER I saw on the street today! He was still wearing his "I Voted" sticker yelling "We can still make America great!"

by Naughtybody March 28, 2019