Trumpy Dumpty wanted to build a wall. Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall. He never could be president because he got broke.
Trumpty Dumpty
by Kalamazoo June 6, 2016
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I knew that my trumptrauma was still very much with me as I found myself nearly losing consciousness during the ex-Criminal in Chief’s limp announcement that he will be running for President once again.
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by Gabriel Sosa December 26, 2008
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noun (pl. trumperies)
practices or beliefs that are superficially or visually appealing but have little real value or worth. he exposed their ideals as trumpery. theatrical trumpery. as modifier : that trumpery hope which lets us dupe ourselves.
adjective
showy but worthless: trumpery jewellery.
delusive or shallow: that trumpery hope which lets us dupe ourselves.
cite: author: Stephen Fry, anti-Trump extraordinaire.
noun (pl. trumperies)
practices or beliefs that are superficially or visually appealing but have little real value or worth. he exposed their ideals as trumpery. theatrical trumpery. as modifier : that trumpery hope which lets us dupe ourselves.
adjective
showy but worthless: trumpery jewellery.
delusive or shallow: that trumpery hope which lets us dupe ourselves.
cite: author: Stephen Fry, anti-Trump extraordinaire.
by Lefty Wing Snowflake November 28, 2017
Get the trumpery mug."Trumpetry" a new word meaning the same as to blow your on horn by talking boastfully about oneself or one's achievements.
Donald Trump speaks with much trumpetry. My inspiration for this new word. He loves to toot his horn! Not necessarily an insult but the truth!
by Sisika October 2, 2015
Get the Trumpetry mug.Someone (most commonly an idiot) that is so blatantly ignorant to reality that they believe every lie that comes out of the president's mouth as to be truth! So bad you think they fell off a wall and cracked their head open!
Mike - yo man look at that trumpty Dumpty!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
Get the Trumpty Dumpty mug.worthless nonsense, the twaddle and claptrap Donald J. Trump spouts: Trumps facility with fallacy and his pain-free fibbery aren’t symptomatic of a liar but of a madman.
Columnist Dana Milbank clearly outlines what makes "trumpery" in a May 29, 2018 Washington Post editorial.
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