Trumponian Justice

If anybody disagrees with you or exposes your true motives, fire them.

He has protected himself with a force field of Trumponian Justice, by letting Cindy go when he screwed the pooch...

by Rubrducky July 25, 2017

Trumpsomnia

Trumpsomnia- The inabilty to sleep caused by the growing fear of a Trump administration that would inevitably spell the end of democracy and civil rights as we know them. Side effects may include sending friends of the potential new leader of the free world creeping on his own daughter

My friend Darcie had a bad case of Trumpsomnia last night. She sent me a picture of Trump caressing his daughter while sitting on a gold statue of two parrots doing it at 3 am last night.

by idreamofaverage September 3, 2016

Trumptantrum

An uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration expected from a narcissistic, self-aggrandizing and otherwise psychopathic Presidential bully-in-chef, that is indistinguishable from that of an impetulant young child.

So, no Tweet-Storm this time; today POTUS displayed a typical Trumptantrum when he was accused of 'treason', vowing to exile the entire democratic caucus to Siberia if they fail to stand-down...

by YAWA May 22, 2019

Trumponomics

A branch of dark economics that studies how rogue organizations or charities use tax loopholes and fake or sham practices to benefit the owners and their family members and cronies.

MBA students taking the Trumponomics module never fail to discuss Trump University and Trump Foundation as two classic examples of white-collar crime.

by Fasters February 1, 2023

rusty trumpbone

A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.

Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.

by Zamzara November 29, 2016

Trumpon

/ˈtrʌmpɒn/
noun

A plug of soft material inserted into the mouth of the POTUS to absorb verbal shit. Often required as part of his 28-hour manstral cycle.

The President is about ready for his daily manstration. Better go fetch his trumpons.

by Ms. Unformation May 28, 2020

TrumpBowel

The worst stink on the planet. A combination of dead brain cells, eastern european vaginal juice from catalog wifes, Mike Pence's late night semen injection and the death rot of the once great dream called America.

The rust belt emits a never ending stink of TrumpBowel. Too bad those hicks will get nothing except more war and the delusion that dumb white people are entitled to anything.

by Um Boppa Mow Wow December 5, 2016