trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

by funboxarcade November 16, 2013

Trumpelstiltskin

A person who takes babies from mothers as leverage.

The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.

Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...

"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."

The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.

by TheImageFlipper June 20, 2018

Trumpista Snowflake

A Trump supporter who get defensive and angry when someone criticizes Trump, even though they were thrilled and were fully supportive of Trump when he criticized people, especially Obama.

Look at all these whiny Trumpista Snowflakes! It was cool when Trump knocked Obama for 8 years. Now when their guy gets criticized, they turn into crying little bitches!

by 84 Locusts August 31, 2017

Trumpectomy

The exorcision of a malignant tumor from the United States Of America

Impeachment and removal of the malignant tumor that currently occupies the White House would be a Trumpectomy

by Tibbzzz August 14, 2017

Trumpet Fart

A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.

Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.

With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.

"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"

"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"

"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"

by nihn75 November 5, 2011

Trumpet Handshake

The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."

P1: *walks up to 2nd trumpet"
P2: *Initiates Trumpet Handshake* Hi. I'm better than you.

by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012

Trumpesty

The absurdity of having Trump in charge during a crisis.

The non-existent early response to the Covid-19 pandemic and the systematic dismantling or underfunding of agencies with the power to respond appropriately is a trumpesty of public health. What a tragedy!

This current government is a trumpesty.

by Surveillancegirl March 21, 2020