trumpcorcist

A type of exorcist that specializes in dealing with people who have been possessed by Donald Trump.

They had to call in a Trumpcorcist to handle the situation.

by SensaiPizza November 11, 2017

trumparody

An attempt to parody someone who is so ridiculously absurd that parody of them seems almost pointless.

Richard got trashed at the party & groped several women then whipped his penis out. He was speaking in gibberish but then started yelling about what a great guy he was. While we're debating whether it's a trumparody of donnie or Kavanaugh, all the women took turns Emelia Holdening the living shit out of him.

by Snappy Capricorn October 8, 2018

trumpaloompa

1. A very small person, with very small hands, who is very small minded. Blindly follows orders of a madman.

2. A Donald Trump supporter.

The trumpaloompa was whipped into a frenzy upon hearing how hispanics destroyed America.

by misfit0313 June 21, 2016

Trumpaloompas

People whom unironically support Donald Trump for President of the United States.

I'm not too worried about Trumpaloompas swaying the US election; most of them are convicted felons.

by dashing_fellow October 9, 2015

trumpalotapus

A large male orange dinosaur with small hands, large torso and head so large its neck can't support it. He only feathered dinosaur of it's size. Generally a very loud dinosaur that grabs at the female genitals as a sign of dominance. It's intelligence is lacking any significance and is considered as a stupid bully among other dinosaurs. This dinosaur also has ordinarily strange lips that quiver when the pheromones of the female species is picked up making an awkward sounding duck like noise.

Did you see that Trumpalotapus grabbing pussy and pounding his large chest as he sloshed through the swamp?

by Vtpepperman420 December 15, 2016

trumpaloon

The opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "cheed." More simply: a long skinny penis.

My friend sam has an 8 inch dick, but its girth is that of a crayon, Sam has a trumpaloon.

by NAOHLOL December 13, 2010

Trumpaholism

A mental condition in which an individual worships Donald Trump and everything he says to the point that he can do no wrong. Trumpaholics will defend Trump no matter the circumstances and even change their political beliefs to be in line with their God Emporer Trump. Symptoms include wearing red MAGA hats, chanting "Build That Wall", and bashing other Conservatives who refuse to support Trump's big government positions such as increased debt and his support of some gun control measures that contradict conservative & libertarian ideology.

I posted on Facebook about how Trump increasing the national debt is counter productive to fiscal conservatism and this lady suffering from Trumpaholism commented calling me a liberal snowflake.

by Libertarian Sports Nut August 5, 2019