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donald trump disorder 

newest mental health diagnosis in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM–5)

symptoms include :

sociopathic tendencies,

delusions of grandeur ,

combativeness,

Inappropriate, intense anger or problems controlling anger,
Having stress-related paranoid thoughts,
Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
Exaggerating your achievements and talents
Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
Requiring constant admiration
Having a sense of entitlement
Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
Taking advantage of others to get what you want
Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
Being envious of others and believing others envy you
That dude has definitely got donald trump disorder. Look at how he stomps around Walmart like he owns the place, bossing people around. He doesn't even work here!

Did you check out donaldtrumpdisorder.com! Holy cow! I think I know someone who has that!
donald trump disorder by snderhella February 28, 2017
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Trump Dump Day 

An unconventional national day celebrated across the globe by going to the shitter and imagining Trump's turd face in the toilet bowl and taking a massive dump on him.
Folks around the world celebrate in unison Trump Dump Day, some even multiple times a day. Show your Patriotism every time you have to go - think of Trump and deposit your Dump.
Trump Dump Day by AmericanAlias January 27, 2017

Trump Dump

An absurb statement or series of statements with no basis in fact uttered or tweeted by Donald Trump, often at 6 am during his already scheduled dumping times. A Trump dump may not be retracted until after more than 5 years of assertation without any evidence (see: Obama's birth certificate), or may just pass into nothingness after the media frenzy is complete.
Have you heard about the latest Trump dump? Apparently Big Bird is really a nazi propogandist!
Trump Dump by #trumpdump March 21, 2017

trump diamond

Fecal matter made from pressurizing quality food through a human digestive system, rendering it virtually useless to man. Product of human waste.
That buffet made quite the trump diamond.
trump diamond by Chubbaluck April 22, 2017

Trump dump

When Donald trump takes a verbal shit
Person 1: Hey, did you hear what trump said about Mexicans?
Person 2: yeah, it was a total trump dump!
Trump dump by Emazing July 19, 2016

Trump Day 

The new middle of a political week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough Trump week.
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike!!! It's Trump Day!!!
Trump Day by BigCojonez February 15, 2017

steamin’ Trump dump 

An increasingly popular but illegal activity seen on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where red-blooded American risk takers drop their drawers and take a dump on the Apprentice in Chief’s 5-point terrazzo and brass star.
The hefty fine I had to pay for the rare pleasure of taking a steamin’ Trump dump was a very small price indeed!