treefiddy

Three Dollars and fifty cents.

Chef's dad: Ooh! It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this
boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the
paleolithic era, comes out of the water
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!"
Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Chef's mom: Oh it was so scary!
Chef's dad: And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and
said "I need about treefiddy"
silence
Kyle: What's treefiddy?
Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents
Chef's mom: Treefiddy
Stan: He wanted money?
Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your
own goddam money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got
more

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 14, 2004

mongolian tree frog

When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.

Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.

by P-Nut August 28, 2014

Ur Family Tree LGBT

The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one.

Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*

by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 20, 2018

treegret

Coming home with the tree you sawed down and realizing it looked better in the forest. Treegrets may include but are not limited to discovering unsightly holes in tree boughs, buying one of them Balsams, finding that your tree is too big for its designated location, learning your tree was once or still is a home for wildlife.

Our family had an immediate sense of treegret when we stood the Balsam up and all of its needles fell off. While scooping up the pile of needles, Maw found a bird’s nest.

by iBetty December 5, 2011

Little Tree air freshener

1. If you see a Little Tree air freshener in someone’s car, they have done anal.
2. How to know if someone has done anal.

Example 1.
Person 1: Yeah I went on a date with some girl and she had a Little Tree air freshener on the mirror in her car...
Person 2: Yeah she does anal.

Example 2.
*Drives by a car with a Little Tree air freshener*
“Yeah they do anal.”

by Hornyantsinyourarea August 16, 2021

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

make like a tree and get out of here

Famously, one of Biff Tannen's taglines in Back to the Future movies. The other ones being "Shiiiit!" and "I hate manure!"

Young Biff: All right, I'll give it a look. Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff (hitting Young Biff upside his head): It's LEAVE, you idiot! "Make like a tree and leave!" You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!

by PancakeMonster83 May 18, 2016