dirty topher

To fuck someone's throat whilst hanging from a pull-up bar, or another high-hanging object.

While doing naked pull-ups the other day, my girlfriend walked face-first into my erect penis, so I proceeded to give her a DIRTY TOPHER

by TGsr918 June 7, 2020

Topher

n. The other half of Christopher, an alternate for Chris.

SOme people call him Chris, but he prefers Topher.

by Chris Beddow April 14, 2004

tropper

1. To 'break' something, or something already 'broken'.

2. Something 'lacking'/'not there' ... and therefore broken in that respect.

(1) i.e., 'Those starships were tropper.' (Those starships were broken)

(2) i.e., 'That person is tropper.' (That person is screwed in the head / not all there / broken)

by Catholic June 11, 2006

Topher

Nuff said folks.

Fan girl 1: "Oh my boobs, is that Topher???"
Fan girl 2: "No that can't be, Topher is waaay cooler."
Fan girl 1: "YES IT IS!! ZOMGZZOMFGZZ<?:~{}{!"}£"%!!!"
Fan girl 2: "ARGHHH IT IS!! LET GO LUBRICATE HIM!!"
*lots of squeaking and happiness*

by GotTheMoooves June 5, 2009

Tophered

The new Rickrolling or Tophered is an internet meme involving the unexpected appearance of Topher announcing “y’all already know who I am”.

Allyson: check out this video
Topher: y’all already know who I am, my names Topher and I think Olivia
Amanda: I just got tophered!

by Y’all already know who I am January 11, 2023

Topher

Topher is when a man is so hard and stiff that his penis stretches the underwear he is wearing. (Word inspired by gay porn star Topher Dimaggio)

I have such a topher right now.

by DoJoCa August 17, 2014

Topherific

A word to describe that something or someone is as awesome as a person named Christopher or Topher

Jenny was topherific at dancing on a pole tonight.

by topher_08 March 22, 2010