triple gay

three times as gay as normal, the only counter attack for this move is No, U. however other than that triple gay is the destroyer of dignity in all normie scum.

Normie:"bruh ur fat as shit u fuckin computer boi"
You:"U have triple gay "
Normie: *dies

by Anus Cucker May 10, 2018

Triple-Dip Recession

The kinkiest guy you know. Ddlg, BDSM, anime school girls, you name it. He will literally stick an entire stick of butter up your ass and eat it like chocolate ice cream. He will bite your nipples so hard you'll get war flashbacks, even if you've never been to war. He'll cum in yogurt and feed it to your grandma. He doesn't give a fuck.

"She's so Triple-Dip Recession, last time we had sex, it gave me PTSD"

by BreadGod September 21, 2016

The Triple Six Standard

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.

Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man

by SithLordTrevor February 18, 2020

triple push up bra

There's a push up bra, a double push up bra, and then there's a triple push up bra, made for the most insecure, cleavage-wise disappointed girls out there.

False advertising to the max = triple push up bra aka tpu

by theycallmetheman September 26, 2011

DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

by PWS27 May 22, 2017

Sturniolo Triplets

The best people on this earth. Lifesavers. The funniest people ever. Nick, Matt, and Chris.

The sturniolo triplets saved my life.

by Alehlli June 27, 2022

Triple Decker Blumpkin

An act involving 3 willing participants. The first participant removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. The second part-taker sits AC Slater style on the toilet bowl performing fellatio on the first participant whilst pissing into the toilet. The third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the anus while the second participant power dumps into their mouth. To finish the third participant then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.

Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.

Nora: :O

by TheBlumpkinator August 1, 2012