trenchous

An unending downpour of consecutively terrible events

Last night was trenchous.

by Dwight Latardy May 29, 2008

trichomoniasis

AKA: Trick or Trich - A sexual Transmitted disease that is contracted from Orgies, Thongs and wiping from back to front (females). This disgusting yet treatable disease causes infertility, vaginal stink, itching and sometimes painful urination in men. What is it? Tiny LIVING parasites.

I got trich from a threesome.

by Lee February 19, 2005

Trichology

The study of the three main hair groups on homo Sapiens heads. These hair groups include beard hair, scalp hair, and eyebrows. Eyelashes are not included because no one cares about those

My trichology trichologist said that years of trichology research and studies show that trimming my beard hair it will cause it to grow back much much faster and longer

by The Trichology Professor September 14, 2019

Trichotillomania

A hair-pulling disorder used when feeling anxious or bored, this can also be classified as a form of OCD and an anxiety disorder. The most common areas pulled are the scalp, eyebrows, eyelashes, and pubes. This disorder can usually be self-diagnosed and if the pulling gets out of control or it affects your day-to-day life, you should seek help like therapy or a certified doctor.

Me: I have trichotillomania
Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a sort of anxiety disorder where I pull my hair
Friend: Oh damn

by Jay.R July 20, 2020

purple headed love trunchon

Another Purple Headed slang term for a fully engorged penis

While she blew me I pulled out of her mouth and started beating her about the head with my purple headed love trunchon

by Min January 9, 2007

Trichophagia

The compulsive desire to consume hair.

Billy: "I heard Nancy was in the girl's bathroom eating her own hair."

Mark: "That my friend would be called Trichophagia."

by apu sabahi October 8, 2011

trichology

Trichology is the branch of medicine that deals with the scientific study of the health of hair and scalp.
People who say they are 'trichologists' are not real doctors, although once qualified properly, they can determine how old the person is, body mass and race from a single hair. People in forensics are usually trained within this field.

The Trichology student examined the hair and figured out that the hair belonged to a 81 year old, 400lb African American who used Pantene Pro-V

by DJ Fragglepuss May 1, 2007