Tegan Syndrome

Quite possibly the only non painful overly pleasurable disease there is, it is soon to follow after one experiences the "Tegan Effecct" - in more cases than not it is unavoidable. A term for those who have a sudden realization that they've ditched their life, children, friends, husband, school, work, or any sort of human contact so that they can sit online and look at photos of Tegan Quin, sit on the L chat and discuss Tegan Quin, and sit on YouTube and watch videos of Tegan Quin. Some refer to it as "the gift that keeps on giving", it spreads rapidly like wild fire, while it is pain free, it's suggested that you have a substantial amount of money in your savings, because chances are you won't be stepping away from the computer any time soon.

Male friend 1: Can you believe she broke up with me! After 6 years!
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams

by teganeffect June 6, 2013

treyana

Well known, most loved ,has a bad attitude..never let's her guard down
Quiet but when tested she reacts

She Another reacts treyana

by ms.juiceyfruit December 18, 2016

Taegan

A girl you'll meet and be suddenly enthralled with. You will think of her as a friend at first but soon find that you can't stop thinking about her. She is beautiful and smart and funny and you can't help but choke a little when you see her.

There's just something about Taegan; I can't get my mind off of her.

by WhyDoYouNeedMyName? November 28, 2016

Tegan and Sara

Tegan and Sara are an identical twin duo, who in the US sing on Sire records. Some of their hits include, Back in Your Head-Album:The Con, The Con-Album:The Con, Walking with a Ghost-Album: So Jealous. Tegan and Sara are considered in the genre Indie, but also Pop and Alternative. Tegan and Sara were born in Calgary, Tegan currently resides in Vancouver, BC, and Sara resides in Montreal, QC. They are both very funny and have the same sense of humor. They have worked with Hunter from AFI, and Chris Walla from Death Cab for Cutie on their album The Con.

Tegan and Sara: Spelled out your name and list the reasons Faint of heart dont call me back. I imagined you and i was distant not insistent. I followed suit and layed out on my back imagine that. A million hours left to think of you and think of that.

by Kaitlyntqsq January 27, 2008

Tegan

Tegan is beautiful, and very caring, loves the dankest of memes, a god at overwatch and a good friend.

Tegan is a legend.

by billnyethesciencegoey May 2, 2017

treegan

One who practices treeganism (a diet consisting only of the seeds, nuts and fruit of trees and plants)

I have decided to become a treegan, it is healthy, biblical and more life conscious than vegans which kill plants when they eat the roots and leaves of them.

by Jodiah C. June 1, 2019

Tegan

My amazing bestfriend who is caring, supportive, trust worthy and my biffleheadwifeyforlifey. She's beautiful just like her name, she is short, hyper, amazing and perfect. You can trust her with anything and no one and I mean no one is more perfect than her :)

"Hey you're just like Tegan.."

by Wifeywholovesyoutegs October 8, 2011