Ur Family Tree LGBT

The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one.

Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*

by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 20, 2018

treegret

Coming home with the tree you sawed down and realizing it looked better in the forest. Treegrets may include but are not limited to discovering unsightly holes in tree boughs, buying one of them Balsams, finding that your tree is too big for its designated location, learning your tree was once or still is a home for wildlife.

Our family had an immediate sense of treegret when we stood the Balsam up and all of its needles fell off. While scooping up the pile of needles, Maw found a bird’s nest.

by iBetty December 5, 2011

Little Tree air freshener

1. If you see a Little Tree air freshener in someone’s car, they have done anal.
2. How to know if someone has done anal.

Example 1.
Person 1: Yeah I went on a date with some girl and she had a Little Tree air freshener on the mirror in her car...
Person 2: Yeah she does anal.

Example 2.
*Drives by a car with a Little Tree air freshener*
“Yeah they do anal.”

by Hornyantsinyourarea August 16, 2021

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

make like a tree and get out of here

Famously, one of Biff Tannen's taglines in Back to the Future movies. The other ones being "Shiiiit!" and "I hate manure!"

Young Biff: All right, I'll give it a look. Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff (hitting Young Biff upside his head): It's LEAVE, you idiot! "Make like a tree and leave!" You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!

by PancakeMonster83 May 18, 2016

tree skin

A piece of paper

"I need tree skin for Mrs. Cooks test."

by legnaoiluj May 26, 2014

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020