Treats

Another word for cocaine/blocaine/blow.

Hey Buddy, do you wanna get some treats?

by angelendoftimes August 11, 2024

treats in the kitchen

A call-phrase for initiating sex with another. Often this phrase is used by adults when minors are present.

Cheryl: "Hey honey, there are treats in the kitchen."
Peter: "Oh, ok, I'll be on my way".
(wink wink)

by Fistina July 18, 2007

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

jerky treats

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."

by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

frosted kitty treats

Cat poops covered in kitty litter, primarily those found and eaten by your dog.

I wish my dog would stop eating frosted kitty treats. I keep finding little trails of gravel leading to my dog with bad breath.

by A dog and cat owner May 28, 2013

Ciggie Treats

Ciggie Treats are what ocational smokers call cigarrets when drinking.

Someone go to the gas station and get me some Ciggie Treats.

by Popabigballz January 4, 2010

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019