traffucked

an excuse for being late for almost anything you had to drive to.

i would have gotten here sooner but the I-5 traffucked me for 45 minutes.

by the taper guy August 5, 2012

Traffucked

Get stuck in a traffic jam.

Jane got traffucked on her way to the gym.

by Nãvnã December 28, 2013

traffucked

Stuck in traffic for an extended period

I'm traffucked, so will be late in to work.

by NZNinjaChick June 30, 2016

Traffucked

The state of being fucked over by any type of traffic. Usually used when explaining why you are taking so long to get somewhere by vehicle.

I won't arrive until 5:25pm... Absolutely traffucked!

by Truth In Lies July 28, 2016

traffucked

to be stuck in traffic and not be happy about it, but resigned.

Sorry, gonna be late.. totally traffucked at the moment.

by Loz Harbinger July 15, 2017

Traffucked

When your plans or something gets fucked because of traffic

I'm traffucked, can't make in time to the party

by Yesmylord December 21, 2019

Teafucked

When a man has female personality traits or attributes that you can understand the reasoning behind it better, by replacing the man with a woman, hypothetically, in the situation or conversation.

It's a few things that the bros question about you, that we wouldn't choose to do. You a little teafucked in our opinion.

by Cleaves Macomb February 10, 2022