turkey truncheon

Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.

He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews?

by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

Traunched

A combination of drunk, high and tired. Pushing the capable boundaries of the human body on a night out.

Synonyms: sloshed, mortal

“Man he’s absolutely traunched right now”

“I was so traunched last night”

“I’ve been partying all night I’m completely traunched”

by Winshumloseshum June 20, 2018

Tranche

Noun 1. a share, a percentage, a portion, or a part of something (esp. money); assets belonging to or due to or contributed by an individual person or group.

Noun 2. a large cavernous french vagina typically identified by the faint odor of carrion and a dark red color (often due to inflammation).

Since the prostitute had failed to clean her tranche in what could have been as many as three weeks, Kenneth refused to tender his tranche of the fee.

by Hoff's Bread July 30, 2010

luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

Traunchy

Traunchy is use to say in a nicer way that look good, musty, or just bad.

Chuuu that girl looks so traunchy look how she walks

by A badbitxh77 January 20, 2021

man truncheon

man truncheon is a phrase used as an alternative to dick, penis, cock etc.

look at his big flaccid man truncheon blowing in the wind

by sfusion November 9, 2007

truncheon

a device used by a donnachie to provide sexual pleasure to his watt

oh mike, i dont want to appear soft in front of you, can i shove my truncheon up your arse?

by ben dover July 4, 2004