The Trashman

I'm the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then I start eatin' garbage! And then I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head.

Friend:Hey who’s your wife
Me:The Trashman

by The_Egg_Slayer November 9, 2018

trashwalker

A girl wearing nike shorts with an oversized t-shirt. People often find it disgusting.

A trashwalker basically wears pajamas.

by Kat1245 July 12, 2017

trashbag slut

(n): One who is a dumping ground for semen or other bodily fluids. This individual usually has poor hygiene resulting from large amounts of alcohol consumption. A trashbag slut could be found at low end parties drinking a variety of alcoholic beverages and packing as much penis into her/him as psychically possible. Rarely do trashbag sluts give any to little thought about who they sleep with. This could be because of one or two things. One because of strict parental units or two because the alcohol they've consumed has wiped their memory clean. Trashbag sluts model themselves after the late and great Ke$ha spelled with a dollar sign. She is what they refer to as a lyrical genius due to the relatable lyrics found in her songs.

Ke$ha is Queen of all trashbag sluts

by Someone who hates Ke$ha'smusic July 7, 2011

Trashbag

A trashy female, who sleeps with a guy to get rides, food, a place to sleep, or alcohol/vices; generally arriving or being picked up with one or more trashbags full all of of her clothing and other random found items. ; one who barters sexual favors for rides or alcohol/vices.

Can someone please tell Eric to quit bringing trashbags home! Ugh. I hope she finds a ride to the casino soon so we can lock her out.

by JustAllie November 22, 2018

trashpanda

The term "trashpanda" is a linguistic modification/simplification for the word "raccoon", also known as the common raccoon, North American raccoon, northern raccoon and colloquially as coon, is a medium-sized mammal native to North America.

Linguistic modification is a process by which more complex words can be modified in ways that clarify and simplify the text without simplifying or significantly altering the construct that is being tested. To facilitate comprehension, linguistic modification reduces the construct-irrelevant language demands (e.g., semantic and syntactic complexity) of text through strategies such as reducing sentence length and complexity, using common or familiar words, and using concrete language. Another example of linguistic modification is a simplification of the word "stingray" to "water chicken".

The trashpanda held tightly to the back of the garbage truck.
Did you see the trashpanda scavenging around the dumpsters?

The trashpanda and the dog are best friends.

by Linguistic_Gangsta February 21, 2017

trashfart

When someone's gas smells like old rotten trash. It is a distinct smell unlike other farts ie. eggfarts, dairyfarts, shitfarts. You literally can smell something rotting away in the culprits intestines. Sometimes, it requires intervention with a shop-vac.

Dude! That was a rancid trashfart! Go check your drawers!

by adsz June 5, 2010

Trashley skills

A skilled bag of trash, which roams town to town dick to dick. The bag is notorious for it's gang bangs and overdosing on cum and cocaine. Trashley skills has been known for its pathological lies which it tends to actually convince its retarded self that these lies are true. T-skills has made quite the name for it self by beaking off any girl or guy and making unprobable threats towards them and then backing out when the chips are down. Researchers believe T.S could be anywhere from age 13 to 21, yet nobody knows because everytime she meets new people her age is different. The movie the decent was filmed in the bags gaping rectum.

"Trashley skills comming to a town near you"
"look out it's trashley skills"
"How old are you trashley skills"
"ewww Trashley skills"

by thehatedoctor June 8, 2009