Attempted squatter
bum, who leaves shit in your yard; including
rusty trailers/syringes, useless plastic bins, a
truck topper over the trailer with black garbage bags filled with his soiled clothing. Frequently the trash
panda parks
whatever vehicle they have at the
time right in your front yard and opens all the doors and the trunk and proceeds to search/flail his vehicle for nothing or for his lost keys which he loses every 2 to 4 to 6 hours. You will want to help find the keys or else you are stuck with him forever. He causes major grief and extreme hatred and loss of respect from your neighbours while telling you what you should do and how to fix/wreck your house. He will go through your personal items eg)your side night table which had a drawer of personal letters sent to you by your loved ones while you are serving
time overseas in the military. eg)Your Bible (that your
father who was the best person ever in the world and also had to battle with constant deadly health conditions and an abusive
father who died when he was twelve from drinking himself to death) is taken from your night table and found by you, tucked away in a random basement cupboard. Then when you ask him about it he says "oh I thought that was my lyric book". It takes a minimum of 2 to 3 months to eject the trash
panda, after ejection you will deal with 3 to 4 to 8 months of trash cleanup and rebuilding relationships with neighbors.
