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(US GOVERNMENT) Agency in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Mostly a new entity, which is perhaps the single most conspicuous domestic policy failure of the US government since 2000.

The TSA's job is to inspect baggage carried on flights at 450 international airports in the USA. Implementing this mandate simply consisted of "federalizing" thousands of private-sector employees who had been woefully under-qualified. Initially, the DHS had been formed explicitly to break law enforcement unions (which contribute to fighting corruption in law enforcement, as well as protecting law enforcement officers' rights as employees). In the case of the TSA, this had disastrous consequences for the quality of air travel.
The Transportation Security Administration has one mission, namely, to check passengers and luggage at 450 international airports across the USA. It does not inspect freight or border entries; that is done by Customs and Border Protection. For this function, it employs 45,000 screeners under lousy conditions with awful pay. And it spends more doing this one thing than Sweden spends on its entire military.
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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digital transformation

A word used by sales people with limited knowledge of technology to define the movement from an older type of technology to something newer, sparkly and expensive but not necessarily better.
Do you want help with digital transformation of your current set-up to the cloud, all it takes is money, poor project management, staff re-training and if you are lucky, you might have something that is less secure, a pain to administer and at best as awful as what you had before but on someone else's computer
by Utterly Delightful March 27, 2018
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bitch transformation

when someone who used to be undervalued and/or bullied suddenly transforms into a whole new bitch. This person turns arrogant, argumentative, disrespectful, and selfish, and their friends can't handle their new personality because that's not who they were three days ago.
Mae: Mella is going through a bitch transformation! She started keeping her resting bitch face, puts on her earbuds to ignore her friends, and is utterly rude!

Tiona: Tell me something I don't know. Mella was walking with her head up and rolling her eyes everytime she laid her eyes on someone.
Mae: She's in a whole new world of hers that nobody wants to be in.
by skyrocketstar100 May 17, 2020
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cerebral fecal transformation

You believe that? You must have cerebral fecal transformation.
by Big_al March 5, 2013
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public transportation patience

This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation
After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.
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Life Transformation Group

I need to meet with my Life Transformation Group today.

In conversation:
1: I'm not feeling very well today. I've recklessly sinned.
2: Do you want to come to my LTG? We can learn from our lives and become better people.
by dickc January 30, 2008
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mushroom transformation

A penis with big head and smaller middle part like a mushroom.
by SandaimeSpaceMan February 23, 2008
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