The tractor
pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a
single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and
pull with all their might, much
like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.
Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you'
re rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.