Google tourist

The act of visiting several popular tourist locations, such as the Eiffel Tower,
via Google Street View.

Can make staycations seem as though you've gone somewhere and done something.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw the Coliseum, the Eiffel Tower, and Dubai yesterday on Google Street View, it was like I was actually there!

Guy 2: You're such a Google Tourist.

by BB Frazier January 19, 2010

Diversity-Tourist

One who praises diversity while living in a monoracial town/neighborhood.

"If you claim to love diversity, yet live in a white-majority neighborhood, you're just a diversity-tourist."

by UD345 September 5, 2017

touristaurant

Expensive restaurants with horrible food that people still go to for the prime location or atmosphere.

Barbara: "Want to eat at this place? It has a beautiful view of the Eiffel Tower!"
Shmit: "Nah, that place is a total touristaurant, my food was awful last time I ate there."

by crazyinstagirl July 25, 2018

tacky tourist

Bermuda shorts. Hawaiian shirt, socks with sandals, camera hanging around neck. Hat

Wow he's a tacky tourist

by El supreemo December 12, 2015

emotional tourist

An emotional tourist is someone who moves from relationship to relationship, or friend to friend, feeding off the emotional attachment the other person has for them. They use this to validate their existence, and often damage other people who actually care about them.

"Dude Ava is such an emotional tourist"

"I know right, she just "lost interest in you" and now she's dating her best friend"

by Cmplictd May 10, 2018

Obituary Tourist

A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.

Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.

Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.

by JonSpade May 9, 2010

Tourist Trap

A place that stupid idiots and the media portray to be a great place to visit or live, but in reality is a crime infested rundown shithole and the people there are rude and the food sucks.
Also known as Paris France.

When I went to paris, it was the most horrible place I have ever been to. The whole city was a shithole, my wallet with my id, passport, and all of my money was stolen by some little kids, all the people there were snooty little dickheads that reeked of piss and B-O, the women there are ugly as hell and don't shave their armpits, and they eat fucking snails over there. FUCKING SNAILS!!!
Don't ever go to france, it's a god damn tourist trap. No matter how glamorous the media portrays it to be, it fucking sucks donkey dick.

by A WHITE GUY July 13, 2015