touring

The fuck?
Touring isn't defined?
Nigga please.
Touring- To tour you stupid motherfucker what do you think?

"Hey Dick, did ya hear Feral Mole is touring next month?
Dick: "Phuk, don't gimme dat shit nigga I don't care."

by ItsRuckasNucka. August 8, 2015

Tonging

It's like scissoring but for fat people.

Sheila and Cindy, the lesbian couple that weigh a combined 600 pounds, quite enjoy tonging in their free time.

by cornholio37 June 7, 2016

Touring The Angel

When a person is given a Shocker, a Dirty Sanchez, and a Hot Karl back-to-back, and said individual enjoys it.

Phu's smile deceived his alleged disgust at Kishore's invitation to go Touring The Angel. Now Phu has a brown lipped smile to match Kishore's fingers.

by Chocolate Angel August 4, 2008

Residential Touring

Pushing your car to the absolute limit in a suburban neighborhood, I.E. 25 MPH zones. Usually occurs when someone is late or in an extreme hurry.
-Or-
Racing to beat your own previous records in a 'low speed' environment.
Highly illegal, highly fun!

Passenger: "Man slow the fuck down! You gonna get us killed!"
Driver: "I can't! Their gonna reem our asses if were late, we gotta pull some Residential Touring!"

Example 2..

"Man it was crazy! We did 105 in a 25. Straight Residential Touring bro!"

Example 3.

"Yeah man we went Residential Touring last night, it was exhilerating!"

by Dexatrim Natural May 28, 2007

togging

To dress in kinky clothing in an attempt to openly admit homosexuality without actually "coming out"

"That Ex MI5 agent David Shaylor been seen togging again."

by Cilit bang bang July 22, 2009

touring the chocolate factory

Engaging in Anal Sex.

Jill looked at her friend, "So, has Jeff went touring the chocolate factory yet?"

by Ron Jeremy Pony January 17, 2017

Tonging

When two, curvy ladies/BBWs scissor. Tongs (kitchen tool) are bigger than scissors.

"Hey, check out this video of two girls scissoring!"
"No, they're fat so that means they're tonging."

by Savdawg May 21, 2018