touche

1. a comeback line so good, it can't be topped

2. a point so good it can't be disproved/topped

Tourist: Does this train stop at Cortland Street?
Nun: Yes, it does.
Guy: No, it doesn't. The station is closed.
Nun: I've been riding this train over 20 years. It stops at Cortland Street.
Guy, as train passes Cortland Street station: Lady, you may know Jesus, but I know the subways.
Nun: Touche.

by Phylicia May 8, 2007

Touch

It's an abbreviation of ''iPod Touch'' because, iPod touch is a long word of course. 'Nd we're all too lazy to say the whole freaking word.

''Hey, what are you doing?''

''Looking for my Touch man, I forgot where I put it."

by MILK- September 26, 2011

touched

“touched” is a metaphor for being stabbed.

How many times have I touched them kids, the whole opp blocks been molested?

by thewholeoppblock February 25, 2020

Touches

Any form of gettin it in.

1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.

2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.

3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!

4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.

by DonJuan1 December 19, 2012

Touchings

small eats, snacks to have with strong alcoholic beverages.

Can i get some pickle as touchings.
Where are the touchings.
I will buy the touchings.
Who the fuck is bringing the touchings

by snazzed June 24, 2011

touch

a touch i.e stroke of luck

like finding back of an earring in a sandpit

by daryl fuller January 21, 2005

touch

synonym to kill, to beat, to rob or luck (touch of luck). defined in particular situations or chain of events.

1)your boy got touched.-your boy got killed-
2)touch him up.-beat him up-
3)that chain needs to be touched.-that chain needs to be robbed-
4)man he got touched.-man he got lucky-

by x March 6, 2004