A term that denotes an ackkward fellow with pigeon toes, slightly cross eyed, and large in stature. TomTomLonghammer is an ancient Native American name that means pussy destroyer. Typically a TomTomLonghammer is over 6ft 3inches tall and equally as awkward. He is know for his ability to cause intense sexual arousal to those around him. The term longhammer pays tribute to the ungodly size of his penis. A TomTomLonghammer is always well endowed; 13 inches is not uncommon, with a typical girth approximating a large cucumber. When a TomTomLonghammer walks his balance is drastically impacted by his pigeon toes. His large longhammer, in essence, serves as a counter weight The swings back-and-forth between his legs, offsetting his uneven gait. Thus, Genetic researchers believe that the size of his penis is a genetic adaptation that allows him to walk upright. When a TomTomLonghammer is angry, typically he goes cross eyed, Pull his pants down around his ankles, and begins to masturbate while screaming “bangladore” at the top of his lungs.
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To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!
To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!
Tomtom will never give up on you, no matter what, he is just that kind of lad.
Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!
Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.
Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!
Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.
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