Tortoise
Tortoise by LiverGiver February 11, 2021
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tortoise position
A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.
I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell
tortoise position by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017
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tortoise shore
A cheap alternative to the well known Turtle Beach headsets, the Tortoise Shore is a homemade device used for online video game play. It is made from a pair of headphones being worn on top of your game headset, which can cause significant discomfort.
Pro: Wow kid I heard you coming from a mile away with my $200 Turtle Beach.
Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.
Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.
tortoise shore by BiirdMan May 30, 2009
tortoise head
The name applied to poo that comes out just to say hello particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. Ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.
Damn, I have a tortoise head and I think its touching cloth. Think I better go snap one off before I shit my pants.
tortoise head by Coinage August 20, 2006
tortoise camrhyne
One of the best players of Graalonline and City of Heroes. Often kills his opponents in a pimped or raped fashion to demonstrate just how good he really is or can be. Enjoys thourough provocation and flaming both before and after battles.
tortoise camrhyne by GODDESS MARISSA April 23, 2005
tortoise shell
The result of cooling of the testis. The scrotum rises, shrinks and hardens, resembling a tortoise shell. Often goes hand in hand with shrinkage of the nob.
tortoise shell by Chris Avis March 27, 2008