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LiverGiver's definitions
Tortoise
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THE MOST
BADASS ANIMAL ON
THE PLANET
. THIS
MOTHERFUCKER
IS A LIVING TANK.
"Damn do you see
that guy
over there
who owns a tortoise?"
"
Fucking
badass"
by
LiverGiver
February 11, 2021
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