torpedo tits

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.

Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!

by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021

Toriel

A goat mom, the most accidently killed thing in the history of games!

OMFG I KILLED GOAT MAMA TORIEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by DJFleischman September 24, 2019

Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009

Tennessee Torpedo

The insertion of a amputated stump into a woman's vagina

She wanted it rough so I gave her the Tennessee Torpedo

by nu88y December 10, 2012

Tories

Posh British twats mainly from the south of the UK who support the Conservative party and hate the Labour Party. Basically they are racist, greedy and posh stuck up shits who like Borris Noncen

Tories: oh up north they are highly uncivilized.
Northerners: Tories, twats no difference.

by UK DEFINER March 19, 2021

tories

Tories is the colloquial word for supporters of the conservative party in the UK. Historically, the word Tory has also been used for those who support the British monarchy.

It is derived from the middle irish word "tóraidhe", meaning outlaw, robber and pursuit.

Its use is considered abusive, specially if it's used by opponents of the party.

They have been lifelong tories, so it's no suprise they supports the conservatives.

by Ernestine Lemmingway November 3, 2007

blumpkin torpedo

a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.

Dude, I was chillaxin with Barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but I had to drop one so bad I couldn't hold it. It hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.

by MorningsidePlaya January 20, 2011