torched

to be extremely mad at somebody, something, or a situation.

When I heard that Jason punched my girlfriend i was so torched!

by KingCong March 2, 2011

torched the net

Huffries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national Championship game in Indinanapolis. To make a shot with such force through the net right the ball torches the net off the rim!

Humpries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national championship game.

by Torch City February 3, 2010

torched

The absolute highest form of pwnzoration. The differen't levels are as follows:

owned
served
Pwned
QWNED
T O R C H E D !

Taken from family guy in the episode where Meg has to babysit Stewie, and whines about having to stay home and claiming she has "better things to do." Then Lois tells her, "Now Meg, we all know you don't have any better things to do", and Peter comes in and says "OHH MEG, SHE TORCHED YOUR ASS.. SHE TTOORRCCHHEEDD YOUR ASs!"

<Tom> "Hey, we should go out some time Julie"

<Julie> "Yeah, I'll think about it ............ Ohhhh My stomach! ouchh"

<Tom> "Whats wrong baby??"

<Julie> "I thought about it"

<Enter Mike> "OOOoooooOoo, Tom, She TORCHED your ass,, shee TORCHED your ass"

by Mike Barlevav September 20, 2005

Torched

The state of being really mad at someone, or something. But either way being angry.

"That bitch cheated on me."
"You sad?"
"No, I'm just torched!"

by Courtney_aint_cool September 1, 2017

Torcher

Being subjected to someone's emotionally charged, critical rant about something that noone should ever be so charged up about.

Person 1: Z morning zoo is GARBAGE!!!! And your prank phone calls aren't funny and they weren't funny the first 8 bazillion times u did them! So get some new material!!!!!! I HATE U Z morning Zoo!!!! Elvis Duran may u die of gonaria and rot in hell!!!!

Person 2:Whoa Buddy why are you torchering me?

by MorchinLikeJimTorchen January 18, 2012

torchure

n: the act of deliberately inflicting severe happiness to a person, often by teasing, flirting, or making them laugh until their face and/or sides hurt.

bf: *sending more cute and hilarious cat videos*

gf: stop torchureing me, I'm already laughing so hard my sides hurt and there are tears running down my face.

by silentriver November 9, 2013

torched

a word describing your gramatic defeat

Joe: see i told that 9+5=12

Kenny: nahh my dude its 14

Joe: ohh yeah

Kenny: your so torched, don't you feel dumb

by lylahh November 7, 2009