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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 November 2, 2020
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Torched Up

" Torched up" is a description of when someone is dressed better compared to their normal everyday outfits.
" yo dude! You're torched up today. You got plans or something?
by Jdyvay January 25, 2026
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Burning torched

Withdrawal symptoms from completing a project with Burning Torch and having a your nights suddenly free without having to make Facetime calls. An eerie emotional state. A feeling like you are missing something, or incompleteness. Equivalent to suddenly stopping smoking.
Was working on this film shot in Hong Kong and when it was over I was totally burning torched.
by hussaincurrimbhoy November 15, 2020
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Burning torched

(n) Withdrawal period usually associated after working a lot with Burning Torch Productions. A sense of quiet, and near boredom when you realize you have nights free and do not have to be on Facetime. A feeling akin to stopping smoking. A feeling of loss at not making jokes about Mark's shirt.
"Oh man, I just finished this epic remote shoot in Hong Kong and I'm totally burning torched."
"I hear you. Here's some salted Swedish candy."
"I hate you."
by hussaincurrimbhoy November 16, 2020
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Deck-Torched

To get blitzed by numerology of the base-ten math, then tortured via an environmental debt.
“Hey bruh, you totally got Deck-Torched. Better phone Saul and inquire to bail out! FERNANDO.”
by yakrank July 16, 2022
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get u touched

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone
In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!
by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006
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My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳
by BionicNoob November 7, 2019
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