by pretzel touke June 17, 2009
Get the touke mug.Touko is a friendly word for a midget or a really short person. It is mostly used among the people from Finland.
Person 1: Wow, that guy is a midget!
Person 2: Just use the word Touko, it's more friendly.
Person 1: Oh, okay!
Person 2: Just use the word Touko, it's more friendly.
Person 1: Oh, okay!
by finnishgod987 October 10, 2019
Get the Touko mug.Guy A: Jose is such a toqueerto
Guy B: I know, right?
Jose: jess I am, want to go blow some dudes?
Guy A/B (simultaneously): NO! you fucking toqueerto
Guy B: I know, right?
Jose: jess I am, want to go blow some dudes?
Guy A/B (simultaneously): NO! you fucking toqueerto
by XxAleXx May 18, 2013
Get the toqueerto mug.A person who will compulsively argue with you no matter what your opinion is. Derived from a guy like this who always wore the same ugly black toque everyday.
person 1: (sees really hot girl in a bar) dude, check out that chick over there, got to be the hottest girl in the whole bar.
person 2: meh she's okay
Person 1: quit being such a black toque!
person 2: meh she's okay
Person 1: quit being such a black toque!
by macstudent47 December 16, 2008
Get the Black Toque mug.The legendary dragon rider in the movie "Avatar".
You see, all these other blue kittehs are riding their fairy dragons. Then during Jake Sully's the chat with secksy blue kitteh, she explains her great grandpappy was Toruk Makto, rider of the badass mega dragon with a badass double head blade as the opposed to the fairy dragon's single head blade. So Jake Sully, some paraplegic white boy, after spending a few weeks with teh blue kittehs, somehow defies everything and butt rapes mega dragon from above, becomes Toruk Makto, unites Pandora against evil human and saves the day.
You see, all these other blue kittehs are riding their fairy dragons. Then during Jake Sully's the chat with secksy blue kitteh, she explains her great grandpappy was Toruk Makto, rider of the badass mega dragon with a badass double head blade as the opposed to the fairy dragon's single head blade. So Jake Sully, some paraplegic white boy, after spending a few weeks with teh blue kittehs, somehow defies everything and butt rapes mega dragon from above, becomes Toruk Makto, unites Pandora against evil human and saves the day.
Turuk Makto
"lets go see Avatar in 3D"
"Damn that movie has the most realistic animation"
"Turuk Makto doesn't have to look up"
-firelisk
*This is a wrong definition with the wrong spelling of the word and wrong examples to support a wrong definition. You be misleading the peoples.
real example:
"OMG Toruk Makto "
"SCRAAAAAHHHH"
"i are jake sully"
"lets go see Avatar in 3D"
"Damn that movie has the most realistic animation"
"Turuk Makto doesn't have to look up"
-firelisk
*This is a wrong definition with the wrong spelling of the word and wrong examples to support a wrong definition. You be misleading the peoples.
real example:
"OMG Toruk Makto "
"SCRAAAAAHHHH"
"i are jake sully"
by ToytleMastahhh February 23, 2010
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Get the Touka Satomi mug.Man she was about to give me a bloken, but she pulled a condom out right before! Shes a toque smoocher!
by Toque smoocher March 2, 2010
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