Toque Bomb

When a man squeezes his foreskin over the end of his knob, followed by urinating until the foreskin stretches full of urine, which in turn explodes upon release of the foreskin, causing one to make a "toque bomb".
This can also be achieved using sperm.

Frank exploded his toque bomb all over Michelle last night.... that shit was crazy gross!

by Toque Bomb January 14, 2009

tugging your toque

Typical Canadian slang talking about joking around. Can be used in many situations but exceptionally well used in winter where you can pull the toque down over their eyes making the metaphorical "pulling the wool over their eyes" more literal.

"Hey man did you REALLY do that?"
"No way man, I'm just tugging your toque."

by Keeganimus August 24, 2018

Black Toque

A person who will compulsively argue with you no matter what your opinion is. Derived from a guy like this who always wore the same ugly black toque everyday.

person 1: (sees really hot girl in a bar) dude, check out that chick over there, got to be the hottest girl in the whole bar.
person 2: meh she's okay
Person 1: quit being such a black toque!

by macstudent47 December 16, 2008

Pierre le Toque

The toque-wearing, cigarette-smoking man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.

From toke, a puff or drag on a marijuana cigarette.

Also called Ziggy the Narc.

Common since the 1960s, and maybe earlier.

I gotta quit smoking this stuff. I saw Pierre le Toque truckin down the street.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

cheese toque

foreskin

mordecai had his cheese toque lopped off at his briss

by anononononononononoononon May 5, 2010

loose toque

A loose toque is a term used to define liberal hippies in Canada.

Look at that loose toque over there, eating in vegan, gluten free... and wearing their ethically sourced, organic clothing. They are definitely voting for the green party next election.

by jdmcdona March 2, 2014

flip your toque

Go crazy - similar to 'flip you lid' but with a canadian twist.. see toque.. btw its a knit cap people.

That guy just totally flipped his toque!

by Fianna Sidhe October 2, 2003