topshit

When someone thinks they are the best, most coolest person ever when really they look like a tool.

Bob thought he was topshit driving his brand new hatchback down the road.

by MaBro December 27, 2008

Tousch

To touch. the process of snorting cocaine.

Jeremiah was tousching cocaine at South today in the writing lab with Evan

by jeremiahisopium May 21, 2008

toschi

drink mixed out of redbull, coke and fanta; popcore-scene-drink

"last night was at rad popcore concert, i had 2 toschis and really crunked up on all that sugar"

by endofand December 2, 2009

topshelfer

Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....

This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....

by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008

topshelf

A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.

On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!

by B Young August 14, 2006

topsham

Boring little town in Devon, England, which is mainly populated by old people and elitist skater bitches.

I'm going down to Topsham for a skate

by wires September 22, 2005

Torschlusspanik

1. the feeling that medieval peasants had when the castle gates were closing for an upcoming onslaught by enemies.

2. the growing panic of a childless woman as she approaches middle age, knowing that she must soon get pregnant or lose the opportunity to conceive...the ticking of the biological clock

Bring on the Torschlusspanik Bob!

by Jeffmonster November 10, 2011