top notch twat

the best shit.

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat

by Insane cunt September 6, 2009

Top notch pussy

1.Really good vagina
2. Uncommonly fantastic vagina both in taste and comfort
3. The kind of vagina i want in my life.

It turns out about three strokes in I realized she had top notch pussy

by Adding Skills June 6, 2018

top notch

When your really drunk and your tellin everyone ur okay.

"Are you okay?" "Yeah Im Top notch"

by Sarah June 29, 2004

top notch banter

Best banter of all time.

lad: top notch banter sir
sir : i know

by Le banterino March 2, 2015

top notch brillianté

A saying by posh students who have succeeded in something extrodinary.

(to joke about upper class people)

Xena: how was your day?
Ushna: Top Notch Brillianté

by Ushena March 1, 2017

Top Notch Tiger

The best student ever possible. Maybe even a robot. Does their work on time or even ahead. The epitome of a top class student from Morse HS.

Nate was the top notch tiger since he did not give a f*** about sleep and just focused on his school work.

by nakedtofu September 23, 2013

top notch for losers

Someone who doesn't even know what something means, then goes around saying it like they invented it. This can sometimes work out to their enemy's advantage but I think you can work out how that worked.

Cool Kid: Yo THAS well plorin'

Normal Kid: Do you even know what that means?

Cool Kid: Uhhh Wha? Don' be dum fam! Duhhhh this kid lit !

Normal kid: Ugh, top notch for losers...

by Hahoteemgirl April 10, 2017