Top notch 

top notch, another word to replace "amazing"

Sex with her is top notch, my soccer skills are top notch, her vagina is top notch.

Top notch by PewPewshots August 31, 2017

top-notch 

1) a notch that is the highest in a row or column of notches
2) slang. an item, person or idea that is so much better than everything else that it is ridiculous.

"Just hang that on the top notch"
"These cheese fries are top notch"

top-notch by Fuckstick January 28, 2003

top-notch 

adj.

Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.

Of something or somebody.

If a car salesman tells you the car is in top-notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.

Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top-notch form this morning!

top-notch by Human Freedom July 16, 2008

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.

I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.

Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

top notch twat

the best shit.

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat

top notch twat by Insane cunt September 6, 2009

Top notch pussy 

1.Really good vagina
2. Uncommonly fantastic vagina both in taste and comfort
3. The kind of vagina i want in my life.

It turns out about three strokes in I realized she had top notch pussy

Top notch pussy by Adding Skills June 6, 2018

top notch banter 

Best banter of all time.

lad: top notch banter sir
sir : i know

top notch banter by Le banterino March 2, 2015