toolshed macdouchenator

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.

Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.

by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010

Tookish

Adventurous

Bilbo was feeling decidedly Tookish.

by Lord of the Rings Read/Watcher December 30, 2011

twolish

to grab the back of the neck if there is twolish eggs back there. all people have twolish eggs. luke has to grab u on the neck and dig out the twolishes. benji has twolish in chin and back of ear. he is the only person with that. when twolish is gone, u fart poop.

“oh shit! u have twolish back there! twolish!”

by twolish master April 7, 2009

2004 Toolshed Uprising

This term refers to the period directly after the graduation of the bulk of the Chillosophy crew. Most members graduated high school in 2004, and therefore it resulted in the inevitable seperation of the members. Although the Dynasty of Chillosophy did not end (most experts predict it never will) their involvement in the community became restricted to blocks of time such as holidays and summers. During these absences, thousands of whack-ass-crews began to assemble, in hopes of reaching the level Chillosophy "chilled" at. The term "toolshed" refers to the gathering of more than one tool or square. Predictably, none of these crews were powerful enough to even "fux with they echoes."

" Yo, where did all these mark-ass tricks come from, its like the 2004 Toolshed Uprising all over again "

by Stuart Odyssey May 22, 2006

Toolist

A member of the church of TOOLism

"He is so cool he must be a Toolist"

by Xx.Nik.xX August 4, 2006

toolshed

When a male exudes attitude and arrogance from his carcass, but it is obviously much more of a facade than a reality after observing his appearance.

i.e. When a dude this he is the absolute shit, but is actually a big dipshit that rarely gets laid.

I cannot believe your friend Kim is enfatuated with Alan. That dude is the biggest damn toolshed I have ever seen in my life.

by TWON March 10, 2004

toolshed

A person so retarded that he is classified as much more than a tool.

Eric's not just a tool, he's a whole damn toolshed.

by BudLiteBrad January 4, 2003