Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.
by shmaters gee April 12, 2009
Get the tooling mug.Contrary to a colonoscopy where a Dr. sticks a camera up ones ass to examine the colon, this is a social procedure in which one finds out the full extent to which another is a tool.
It is usually based on growing concerns that one is a tool.
It is usually based on growing concerns that one is a tool.
I think we need to give Jim a toolonoscopy man, he's really playing favorites and getting used along with that...
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by Caseymaeve December 29, 2021
Get the Toelanges mug.So this little Greek boy is a crazy bitch that owns a goat and has tiny ass feet. And if you thought that having tiny feet wasn’t bad enough it also has TINY HANDS!!!!🤯 It spends all its time making tik toks and feeding it’s goat. Go pray for lillian. The boy needs help
Woah u see that person with tiny hands and feet and is walking their goat around the block??
“That’s a Lillian Louise Toland”
“That’s a Lillian Louise Toland”
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Get the Lillian Louise Toland mug.The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.
Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword
Damn he was defiantly tooling out
Damn he was defiantly tooling out
by JHoffman November 16, 2010
Get the Tooling mug.1. A small mountain town in Massachusetts thats home to a huge pot making industry.
2. A place where all the inhabitants are in the VFD and every house burns down because nobody cares.
2. A place where all the inhabitants are in the VFD and every house burns down because nobody cares.
by tollandjunkie June 2, 2009
Get the Tolland mug.and brice patted the crotch of his pants just to be sure that his toonanni was still up and running.
And Brutus pulled out his toonanni and stroked it with great ease.
And Brutus pulled out his toonanni and stroked it with great ease.
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