Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

by fartman_ April 2, 2009

Tjofsen

A type of slang for love, more specificly used to express unconditional love. Most commonly used in the Turkish language.

Oh you’re the tjofsen of my life.

by Peachguy January 20, 2021

Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.

Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"

by Mr. Shenanigans March 3, 2010

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

ha toof

Ha toof is the sound made when you spit

Moe: Ya Kaleb, ha toof alayk

by OppWitSeriousMembers May 28, 2020

toosie slide

Pushing forward in Overwatch, more specifically to spawn camp.

Hey, we have point and the advantage, let’s toosie slide

by Derb27 March 13, 2021

Tooshuffle

Tooshuffle is when you press shuffle song on a music app (Example: Spotify), but it shuffles the songs "too much" that it plays in the same order even though it's on shuffle.

Why are you playing the songs in the same order, I hate you tooshuffle!

by DolphinLoverAU February 9, 2017