Tooning

The act of boating while being on a pontoon watercraft; usually done while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Brendan and his college buddies almost sank a boat while pontooning.

by TheShotgunStart October 26, 2020

Toobing

Masturbating while on a Zoom call, or other online live meeting.

Jimmy was caught toobing while talking to his coworkers on a Zoom video chat.

by jobpimp October 20, 2020

Toobing

Masturbating in a Zoom call without knowing everyone is watching you

Jeffrey was toobing on the New Yorker call

by MartoTTown October 20, 2020

Toobing

A verb that describes the act of getting caught with pants down self pleasuring, while engaged in an office FaceTime meeting.

mis-judged the camera and the cue,

I was Toobing while on FaceTime unaware that the camera was on.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Toobing

A verb that describes the act of getting caught with pants down self pleasuring, while engaged in an office FaceTime meeting.

mis-judged the camera and the cue,

I was Toobing while on FaceTime unaware that the camera was on.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

toobing

The act of masturbating while on an important video conference. Commonly shortened to toobin'.

Maynard was recently caught toobing while his colleagues discussed the zoo's new hippopotamus enclosure.

by Rusty_Nickels March 25, 2022

Toobing

To be part of a 32 member media conference on zoom and masturbate while forgetting you are still streaming.

Dude, I was in a job interview, it was boring so I opened my special incognito window. I didn't realise, but I was toobing on full screen the whole time and I won't describe which video I was watching.

by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023