toobin'

Masturbating where and when other people can 'accidentally' see you... like on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin was fired for toobin' on a work Zoom call

by some_lefty_jerk October 19, 2020

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Masturbating in front of a computer while the camera is active, either purposefully or accidentally, because let's face it, it's not like you'll get any sympathy if you say it was accidental.

I got caught toobin' on a company Zoom call and I don't know what's worse, the humiliation I feel right now or the humiliation I'll feel on every job interview for the rest of my life.

by fakesecretdonkey October 19, 2020

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Toobin'

Engaging in video sex.

I was just caught toobin' during my work meeting.

by neugix October 20, 2020

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Toobin'

VERB

Masturbating, especially masturbating during a Zoom call.

Yo fam, you heard what Jeffrey did during the Zoom call? My mans started Toobin' during the break with his cam on lmaooooo

by internetsavage August 17, 2021

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verb:

The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.

adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.

Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.

Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.

verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."

by JustToobin'Around May 29, 2024

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