Toolosexual

derived from the common insult tool. A toolosexual only likes loves or engages in sexual acts with other tools

toolosexual: (we're going down to the tool bar where we can meet other interesting toolosexauls)

by hobbit1923 January 8, 2012

toolocity

The degree to which an individual is being a tool. Measured in a logarithmic scale .

Matt offered to rewrap Megan's taco, thereby increasing his toolocity five-fold.

by Cooper December 2, 2004

Toolotron

Someone who is an absolute machine to the cause of maintaining their tool status.

Adam goes beyond being just a tool- he is a toolotron.

by letsgouni April 22, 2011

tooltown

A grouping of puds, dweebs, and zeroes that drains all energy from the space they are in and otherwise destroys any chance of coolness in their immediate area

We bailed early from the party because it was tooltown up in there

by OhSoThaddy May 14, 2015

tollow

Loves Andy anderson and is a eshay and lives in Anglesea

That guy is doing a tollow. Man 2 wish he wouldn’t play with that dead seal

by Hehshhabehsjfgalgeve February 25, 2022

tooloo

the act of doing a line of coke then running your ass all around teh dorms naked while people stare out hte windo laughing at you

john is all geeked-up and hes gone and done a tooloo again

by Jordan K February 10, 2005

Toolocracy

political ideology in which everyone gets screwed over one way or another.

Well done, Congess... you've made America a toolocracy

by blood.red.alibi September 11, 2010