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Toothless Wonder

A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!
"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Toothless horse eating an apple

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.
Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.
by Eleven Tails December 19, 2019
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Toothless Bulldog

when a womans vagina is smashed from years of cock pounding to where it looks like a toothless bulldog
hey reevse that cougar has a toothless bulldog
by easypleaser November 26, 2009
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Toothless Sea Lion

A smelly and unkept vagina.
Often envolving douche and such objects
I don't think I'll be seeing her again, Cilla. She had a fanny like a toothless sea lion.
by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009
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Speak to me oh toothless one

The act or action of letting a fart rip.
Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.
by Seimer December 18, 2006
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Loose Or Toothless?

A game you can play with the local female meth addict where you wear a blindfold, and insert your penis into either her loose vagina or her toothless mouth (to be chosen by your co-contestants). Then you have to guess which orifice. Winners get to drink more beer, while the losers have to mack down on the inserted hole.

Usually played with a crowd of drunken college guys and one or more methmouthed whore.
Jeff: Hey bud, you gonna play "Loose Or Toothless?" at the frat party tonight?
Paul: No man, I'm swingin' out to the bar tonight to see if I can pick me up a club sandwich.

Melissa: So, you were playing "Loose Or Toothless?" last night at the party I hear.
Kelly: Yeah, I've never been so humiliated in my life. But they were feeding me pills and I was doing Yeager Bombs all night....and then there was this guy who set himself on fire....and I put it out for him by pissing on him and.... then they made me drink my own urine....so I still had a good time....I think....What were we talking about?
by Mike Oxbeg December 2, 2011
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Tontles

I kinda like Tontles
by seltontrM May 18, 2022
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