Honkie Tonkie

A Texan Homosexual man who rides beneath the horse instead on top.

Gay cowboy 1: Billy im just a regular gay cowboy

Gay cowboy 2: No your not your a flammin Honkie Tonkie

by Bum killa 101 April 4, 2009

Tommies Whalehammer

This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.

I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!

by Arse raider December 4, 2017

toniette

Toniette a beautiful soul inside and out. Loyal to anyone in her circle. Selfless, caring and funny. Highly intelligent and great at putting things together. If you’re given an opportunity her aura is addictive and you’ll want to keep her around forever.

Wow Toniette I am thankful to have met such a pure genuine person like you.

by AshLee8956 November 24, 2021

Tommiey

A person who cant understand how to spell their own name correctly

Hey Tommie, why are you spelling your name tommiey?

by asssucker.48 June 6, 2018

tonies

(n),(pl): Term used for people who are overly spacey, ditzy, or generally flaky. Evolution:
Frosted Flakes->Tony the Tiger->Tonies

singular form: tony

"All our friends totally boned out on us and couldn't come to the movie tonight."
"Dude...the tonies strike again."

by Midnight July 8, 2004

tommies

Slang -(n) 1. A derogatory term for a British Soldier. Most likely from World War I. 2. Tommy Atkins: Generic name for the "British" common soldier.

Movie U-571 (German sub being depth charged by an allied destroyer) "The Tommies are crapping all over us captian!"

by Todd Cosma April 16, 2008

tommie-lynne

1. one of the rarest names known to mankind
2. the most beautiful, unique piece of ass to walk the earth
3. a strong, gorgeous, independent woman
4. better best friend that anyone of any other name

synonyms: giraffe, llama, and phineas

A: did you see tommie-lynne today ?
B: yeah, she looked beautiful. like the most beautiful, unique piece of ass to walk the earth !
C: i whole-heartedly agree
A: hey, hey, hey, wait. this is an A-B conversation, see your way out or ma niggas D and E will have to F you up !
C: she's still beautiful.... ~1~
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a rose by the name of tommie-lynne would smell much sweeter

by ferbalicious February 12, 2010