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Heterosexual Tomatoes

Tomatoes, preferably rotten, that are thrown by people, who are against yaoi, yuri, shonen-ai, and shoujo-ai, at other people
Yaoi Lover (Me): Sorry, Starfire/Robin Shippers; I don't feel like dodging your heterosexual tomatoes today
by RockyVRWolf January 17, 2009
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Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?
Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed
by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006
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Hot Tomatoe

Early 40's term for girls who are easy. Sluts, whores, and tramps.
"I had that last week."

"That girls is a hot tomatoe."
by Tha Shizzit April 17, 2007
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fully tomatoed

When you are unprepared for something and know it will be a total disaster.
I had the really easy teacher this year and signed up for the hard teacher next year and so am fully tomatoed.
by 2 fine girls June 9, 2009
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Tomatoe plant

Hey Chad. Can you grab those tomatoe plants you brought. I got a buyer.
by El Ray Sundrop August 3, 2018
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I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
by innmypusay May 17, 2022
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tomatoed

The state of a relationship when you're not quite dating but not just friends. Neither party is sure if they like the other enough to date, yet continue to do most of the same things as people in committed relationships. If they get tired of one another, they can simply return to "just friend" status without social upheaval.

So named because of the tomato's role as not quite a fruit and not quite a vegetable and not to be confused with fuck buddies or sex friends.
Ryan and Jesse are tomatoed - they hang out all the time, but it's still not official.
by dkohler October 29, 2011
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