An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.
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What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"
John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
by Telephony May 14, 2015
Get the Tolietty Money mug.when you’re fighting a fart for so long that you curl your toes into the soles of your shoes to help hold it in
kelly was asked by a friend “ are your shoes to small ? .... your toes look like they a scrunched up in them!” Kelly responded “ no I just have toeitis”
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Bob: Oh, must be a tolitgilber! *screams high pitched girlish scream and runs away*
Sue: Noooooo!
Bob: Oh, must be a tolitgilber! *screams high pitched girlish scream and runs away*
Sue: Noooooo!
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Get the tolitgilber mug.Very common misspelling of the word toilet.
When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.
For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.
When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.
For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.
by Telephony December 14, 2011
Get the toliet mug.A large stick or rubber rod used by a police officer to hit someone.
Can also be used to describe the male penis while participating in sexual activity.
Can also be used to describe the male penis while participating in sexual activity.
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