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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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Toliet Denver

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.
by Telephony June 29, 2015
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Tolietty Money

What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"

John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
We're going to see Tolietty Money perform at the Gorge Amphitheatre this evening. Wanna join us?
by Telephony May 14, 2015
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Toeitis

when you’re fighting a fart for so long that you curl your toes into the soles of your shoes to help hold it in
kelly was asked by a friend “ are your shoes to small ? .... your toes look like they a scrunched up in them!” Kelly responded “ no I just have toeitis”
by Kentjr January 9, 2018
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tolitgilber

a large toilet containing man-eating goldfish.
Sue: Man that toilet is making weird sounds! Look at all the fish!
Bob: Oh, must be a tolitgilber! *screams high pitched girlish scream and runs away*
Sue: Noooooo!
by soninjacca June 28, 2010
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toliet

Very common misspelling of the word toilet.

When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.

For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.
Hey Homer!!!
Are you flushing those springs down our toliet?
by Telephony December 14, 2011
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Toletaso

A large stick or rubber rod used by a police officer to hit someone.
Can also be used to describe the male penis while participating in sexual activity.
He gave her a few toletasos and made her feel a lot better.

A toletaso a day keeps the wife happy.
by Evie Schubert April 1, 2008
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