toileting

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb

jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck

by CADETpickles September 13, 2010

tonpettenati

To beat off near your friends and proceed to jizz on one of their arms

Tony: Nate, I'm about to blow
Nate: Shit Ton, dont do it
(Ton blows a load on Nate's arm)
Drew: Hahahaha dude you just got a tonpettenati

by Bitsindahouse October 21, 2009

Toileteggphobia

The fear of getting an egg thrown at you while you’re pooping in the toilet.

Kid: *screams on the toilet*
Mom: What’s wrong.
Kid: I’m afraid of getting an egg thrown at me.
Mom: That’s Toileteggphobia good job!
Kid: *screams*

by Lord Stephen February 22, 2020

Tourist toiletseat

Is the act of using a person's thighs as a toiletseat while they are already sitting on a toilet. Usually ends up with both persons defacating into the toilet simultaneously. Can be infinitely stackable.

There was only one stall open at McDonald's so me and Jimmy had to pull a Tourist toiletseat.

by Rozerevan February 15, 2017

toileteer

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.

1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern, attorney and purported "father" of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, is a toileteer.

by Toileteer February 17, 2007

toolette

a girl whom will constantly torture a man, leading him on, and often confusing him in respect to feelings. cannot be trusted due to her ability to get large amounts of men. often seem very innocent

a toolette is currently breaking my heart.

by aberdouche December 14, 2010

toaletten

Ett ställe att spela på mobilen i flera timmar när man inte får

"Vad går du då?"
"Jag ska bara på toaletten!"

by DefChef January 28, 2015