toiletbaby

masturbating in the bathroom and ejaculating into the toilet

I was so horny this morning I decided to make a toiletbaby before I took a piss

by toiletbaby June 27, 2007

Toiletpaperphobia

Tearing off the last square or two of toilet paper bcuz u think it has germs on it even though you KNOW you were the last one to use the toilet paper (wich i do all the time)

I went to the bathroom and then came out and realized I still needed to gooo, even though I knew nobody had been in there since I was last, I still tore of the last 3 pieces. this is Toiletpaperphobia

by J Juvvy June 23, 2011

toilethead

someone who really gets on your nerves but thinks your their best friend andwont go away

hide!that toilet head is over there'!
or..im goin to go and sit with toilet head hel buy me a pint then ill phuq off

by anony mouse July 4, 2004

Toiletpaper rationing

When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.

John: Dude, what took you so long?

Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.

John: Fuck....... Too much detail.

by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013

Toiletgram

The act of uploading a photo to Instagram while on the toilet. Either by taking an actual photo of yourself on the toilet, using a previously taken photo or adding a photo that is not of yourself (meme, quotes etc)

#toiletgram

by Resistancedown April 28, 2014

toiletseat baby

When a guy cums on the toilet seat and a woman sits on it resulting in pregnancy with many defects

Sloth from the goodies is a good example of a toiletseat baby

by Freedo ur toiletseat baby March 28, 2015

toiletkamer

Een toiletkamer is een woord voor een kamer (meestal de WC in een gebouw of kantoor) waarin het toilet zich bevindt.

Een toiletkamer is het woord voor een kamer met 1 of meerdere toiletten, dat is gebouwd rondom het behuizen van een toilet en andere bezienswaardigheden bijv: wasbak, keukenrol, handdroogpapier of een prullenbak.

Leerling:Meneer mag ik naar de toiletkamer?
Docent:Ja.

by Knight of the Copper Circle May 8, 2023