Tourtits

Manifests similar to Tourette’s Syndrome which causes involuntary body movements and vocal outbursts, Tourtits is more specifically manifest in men who try to make it seem like they are talking to a woman, but whose eyes continually shift back to her tits. Many men are not aware that they suffer from the condition until the woman being spoken to draws it to his attention.

“I’m sorry, you seem to be incapable of keeping your eyes off my chest. Perhaps you have a case of Tourtits”.

by Princess Lou December 30, 2008

tourtise

A rare and genital species of the cockatil family, usually aquired with the thurobread horse

I was hunting in the thick forest and I hunted down a rare species of the tourtise

by Stach April 3, 2003

tourt

"to text court" or "to court via text message"

Amy received a tourt from her friend, Daniel. He asked if she would be interested in catching a bite at the new Italian restaurant downtown.

by MM Al Dir November 7, 2015

togusther

When you put the "us" in together.

When the days got hard, togusther we got through them.

by Quack Ducky February 15, 2005

Wahtillian the Tourtise

The Greatest Hero to ever live!

Wahtillian is a sexy beast

by Ian May 21, 2003

togusther

The theoretical spelling of together thats puts the 'us' in together.

I'm so glad we can spend the rest of our lives togusther.

by jake February 15, 2005

Toguta here

Basically means will I get full if I join or approach, like if you catch your friend cooking or if you see a hot girl in a store
Meant to irritate friends who want to eat alone or tell a hommie you just seen a hot girl

Jordan sees Kudzi making lasagne for himself

Jordan: "toguta here"
Kudzi (annoyed he has to share) : "but why didn't you tell me before I made food, I wouldn't cook and we would both starve"

Or

Kudzi and Jordan see a hot babe in the shop
They he both look at each other and like the bananas in pyjamas

They chant the sacred words:"Toguta here"
They had initiated the ritual

by Http@http July 31, 2019