Manifests similar to Tourette’s Syndrome which causes involuntary body movements and vocal outbursts, Tourtits is more specifically manifest in men who try to make it seem like they are talking to a woman, but whose eyes continually shift back to her tits. Many men are not aware that they suffer from the condition until the woman being spoken to draws it to his attention.
“I’m sorry, you seem to be incapable of keeping your eyes off my chest. Perhaps you have a case of Tourtits”.
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Amy received a tourt from her friend, Daniel. He asked if she would be interested in catching a bite at the new Italian restaurant downtown.
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Meant to irritate friends who want to eat alone or tell a hommie you just seen a hot girl
Meant to irritate friends who want to eat alone or tell a hommie you just seen a hot girl
Jordan sees Kudzi making lasagne for himself
Jordan: "toguta here"
Kudzi (annoyed he has to share) : "but why didn't you tell me before I made food, I wouldn't cook and we would both starve"
Or
Kudzi and Jordan see a hot babe in the shop
They he both look at each other and like the bananas in pyjamas
They chant the sacred words:"Toguta here"
They had initiated the ritual
Jordan: "toguta here"
Kudzi (annoyed he has to share) : "but why didn't you tell me before I made food, I wouldn't cook and we would both starve"
Or
Kudzi and Jordan see a hot babe in the shop
They he both look at each other and like the bananas in pyjamas
They chant the sacred words:"Toguta here"
They had initiated the ritual
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